Inspire your family with captivating stories that celebrate freedom, entrepreneurial pursuits, personal responsibility and an occasional flea bath.
A fun way to introduce kids to the exciting world of policy and freedom!
Penny
Paws
Cooper
Dibbley
Turk
“It’s time to sniff out the truth!”
“Look at the fine print!”
“The regulation rulebooks for clowning around are quite thick.”
“How are we supposed to pay for a permit if we can’t do anything to make money in the first place?”
“We were frustrated, but a free market has a way of working things out.”
“It turns out when you overregulate, it hurts the economy.”
“Dinosaurs are things of the past!”
Teaching Tomorrow’s Leaders Today! Introduce kids to freedom-based ideas that inspire change.
Policy doesn't need to be boring! Unlock the world of policy with stories that make sense to curious
Who you are shapes the world! Equip kids with the values they need to treat others with respect and lead with integrity.
Q: What do you call a cowardly dog?
A: A golden retreater.
Q: Why are dogs like phones?
A: Because they have collar IDs!
Q: Why do dogs run in circles?
A: Because it’s hard to run in squares!
Q: What do you get when you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
A: A collie-flower!
Q: What do you get when you cross a racing dog with a bumblebee?
A: A greyhound buzz!
Q: Why did the snowman name his dog “Frost”?
A: Because “Frost” bites!
Q: What dog keeps the best time?
A: A watch dog!
Q: Which dog breed absolutely loves living in the city?
A: A New Yorkie!
Q: Why is a tree like a big dog?
A: They both have a lot of bark!
Q: What do you get when you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle, and a rooster?
A: A cockerpoodledoo!
Q: What do you get when you cross a frog and a dog?
A: A croaker spaniel!
Q: What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone?
A: A golden receiver!
Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs?
A: Right where you left him!
Q: Why aren’t dogs good dancers?
A: Because they have two left feet!
Q: What did one flea say to the other?
A: Should we walk or take a dog?
Q: Why should you be careful when it rains cats and dogs?
A: Because you might step in a poodle!
Q: Why can’t dogs work the DVD remote?
A: Because they always hit the paws button!
Q: How are a dog and a marine biologist alike?
A: One wags a tail and the other tags a whale!
Q: Why was the dog sweating so much?
A: She was a hot dog!
Q: What did the waiter say to the dog when he brought out her food?
A: Bone appetit!
Q: What do you call a great dog detective?
A: Sherlock Bones!
Q: How do fleas travel from place to place?
A: By itch-hiking!
Q: Which dog breed does Dracula love the most?
A: Blood hounds!
Q: What’s a dog’s favorite dessert?
A: Pupcakes!
Q: What kinds of stores do dogs love the most?
A: Re-tail stores!
Q: What’s a dog’s favorite kind of pizza?
A: Pupperoni pizza!
Q: Which dog breed chases anything that’s red?
A: A bull dog!
Q: What did the dog say when he sat on some sandpaper?
A: That’s ruffffffff!!
Q: What’s a dog’s favorite instrument?
A: A trombone!
Q: What did the hungry Dalmatian say after his meal?
A: “That hit the spots!”
Q: What type of market should you never take your dog?
A: A flea market!
Q: What do you call it when a cat wins a dog show?
A: A cat-tastrophy!
Q: What do you call a dog that’s been out in the cold?
A: A pupsicle!
Q: What do you do if a dog chews your dictionary?
A: Take the words right out of his mouth!
Q: Which dog breed just loves bubble baths?
A: A shampoodle!
Q: What did the dog say to the flea?
A: Quit bugging me!
Q: What’s a dog’s favorite breakfast food?
A: Pooched eggs!
Q: Why did the Dalmatian go to the eye doctor?
A: He kept seeing spots!
Q: Which dog breed is guaranteed to laugh at all of your jokes?
A: A Chi-ha-ha!
Q: What does a dog get when she finishes obedience school?
A: Her pet-degree!
Q: What’s the best way to stop your dog from barking in the front yard?
A: Put him in the backyard.
Q: Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
A: He was trying to make both ends meet!
Q: What’s a dog’s favorite mode of transportation?
A: A waggin’!
Q: What do you call a dog who is getting old?
A: Grandpaw.
Q: How can you tell if you have a lazy dog?
A: He only chases parked cars.
Mick McArt
Creator & Illustrator
Hannah Golab
Illustrator
